AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
