He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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