You can't special order awesome
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
All the doctor said was why
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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