Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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