you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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