He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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