I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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