they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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