I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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