who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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