Well douche your snatch and let's go!
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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