you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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