New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
this will be a night to untag.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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