Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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