Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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