He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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