im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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