yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I need to calm my uterus...
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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