why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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