Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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