Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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