Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
