The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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