yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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