I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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