was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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