I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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