Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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