you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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