Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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