God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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