First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
is wine microwaveable?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think a kid would responsible me up
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
