So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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