omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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