your thong is hanging out like whoa
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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