spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Randomize
