question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
