Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We have started to decorate penises.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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