While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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