i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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