If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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