You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
