ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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