I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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