This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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