eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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