So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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