I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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