The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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