Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You don't make any sense
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i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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