Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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