last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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