my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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