Those balls look pretty dangerous.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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