And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He passed out mid-signature
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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