You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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