Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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